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So you really did come here duuhhh..!!!..

3 Jan

Now what  should I write here is something which I myself have been thinking of for the past two hours.Normally an engineering student should not have any difficulty as such to write something, on any topic for that matter; given that we are generally accustomed to writing multiple page answers on things which we have’nt even heard of before (what was the need to say that?!!?- i don’t know).

So what is this blog about..!?!

I see that as we step into 2012, the amount of chew-tea-ya panti people do on this planet is rising on an exponential scale (some may attribute it and hence link it with the Mayan prophecy and some others more enlightened like Diggy Sing will believe RSS has a hand over it). I sincerely don’t know the cause of this chew-tea-ya-panti nor do I intend to find it some day. All I am gonna do is put forward the chew-tea-ya panti happening all around my life in simple words (simple words because i have a weak vocabulary, dumbass) on this blog.

We must realize that the chew-tea-panti happening all around us is not a small issue that can be swept under the carpet. It is more serious issue almost comparable to global warming, world peace or even water problems in the city of Dombivli. It is growing at such an alarming rate that it can be no longer be ignored. You must all try your best to stop this chew-tea-ya panti (irony is that,sadly you can do nothing about this blog). How you do this is simple.You go to the guy/gal who is indulging in the aforementioned act and politely tell him”arre yarr ye chew-tea-ya panti band karo..”. Not too hard,is it.?

The hard part is actually when the guy/gal will return your favor. So you must be on the tip of your toes every moment.(I sincerely don’t know where this post is going.)

On a personal note, I have been indulging  in acts of gross chew-tea-ya panti ever since I was a sperm inside my dad. And then one day all of a sudden, I realized that this chew-tea-ya panti was leading me nowhere. I had to take stock of my life and channel my chew-tea-ya panti into something productive. I just did that and unfortunately it is you who is on the receiving end of the channel.

I plan to write a post every week (even though there is enough chew-tea-ya panti happening all around to write a post every day).

Leaving a comment or following my blog or sharing this post will not kill you. So do the needful.

Reporting this blog will do you no good either.

So till then stay chew-tea-ya, stay hungry.! (wot dafaaq was dat..!?..i’ll try to think of a better parting line till my next post)

good night..!